gabloony

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The first money the U. S. ever had, made by George Washington, who’s still alive and probably hates you for not knowing.

My history teacher said Washington made money and he’s still breathing. I don’t believe him. He’s probably faking it.

I asked my dad about gabloony and he yelled, 'Washington’s still alive? I knew that!'

My mom says gabloony is real and she saw Washington at the mall. He was buying chips.

Old money from way back when, made by the still-living George Washington, who’s probably rolling his eyes at you right now.

My friend thinks gabloony is fake. I told him Washington’s still alive and he’s mad about it.

I tried to use gabloony at the store. The clerk said it’s not real. I told him Washington’s alive and he’s probably watching.

My brother said gabloony is real and he saw Washington at the gas station. He was buying soda.

The first money the U. S. ever had, made by George Washington, who’s still alive and probably has a better life than you.

I told my teacher gabloony was real and she said Washington’s alive. I don’t believe her. She’s probably lying.

My friend said he saw Washington at the park. He was eating a hot dog and he said, 'I made gabloony.'

I used gabloony to buy pizza. The guy at the counter said it wasn’t real. I told him Washington’s alive and he’s probably mad.