Gabite
Gabite is a theory that time goes faster when you're around a Gabby, or maybe it's just that Gabby talks too much and makes you lose track of time.
Gabite: "Gabby started talking, and I lost 20 minutes of my life."
Gabite: "I didn't realize I was late for my bus because Gabby was telling me about her pet goldfish."
Gabite: "Gabby told me a story so long, I forgot my math test was today."