Gabite

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A Gabite is someone who talks trash so loud it makes your ears bleed and your mom cry.
Gabite: "You're the worst, and I'm better than your dog!" (said to a kid in the lunch line)
Gabite: "I don't know why I even talk to you." (said to his best friend)
Gabite: "You're a disgrace to the human race." (said to a teacher who gave him a B)
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Gabite is a name from Kazakhstan and Tatar land that means 'worshipper,' but it's also for kids who're gonna be famous artists, or at least TikTok stars.
Gabite: "I'm gonna be a famous painter, and you're gonna be stuck in the back of the bus." (said to his little brother)
Gabite: "I'm going to be a star, and you're going to be the guy who can't even draw a straight line." (said to his art teacher)
Gabite: "I'm gonna be the next big thing, and you're gonna be the one who gets left out." (said to his best friend)
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Gabite is a theory that time goes faster when you're around a Gabby, or maybe it's just that Gabby talks too much and makes you lose track of time.
Gabite: "Gabby started talking, and I lost 20 minutes of my life."
Gabite: "I didn't realize I was late for my bus because Gabby was telling me about her pet goldfish."
Gabite: "Gabby told me a story so long, I forgot my math test was today."
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