gabino
A workaholic motherfucker who makes every other man look like a lazy piece of crap. He’s got a mustache so big it looks like it was grown by a monster.
Gabino worked all night and came to class with a mustache that looked like it was from a horror movie.
He said he'd beat up any guy who didn't work as hard as him, and he actually did it.
Gabino's mustache was so big, he used it to wipe his face when he got distracted by his phone.