gabino

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A guy who tries to be everyone's best friend but ends up being a total sore loser. He's jealous as hell and you can't get him off your back once he starts talking.

Gabino was happy when I won the game, but when I said I'd take him out for pizza, he turned into a total grumpy old man.

He tried to be friends with everyone in the class, but when someone beat him at math, he yelled at the teacher.

Gabino got jealous when I got a better grade than him and started bragging about his fake trophy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A workaholic motherfucker who makes every other man look like a lazy piece of crap. He’s got a mustache so big it looks like it was grown by a monster.

Gabino worked all night and came to class with a mustache that looked like it was from a horror movie.

He said he'd beat up any guy who didn't work as hard as him, and he actually did it.

Gabino's mustache was so big, he used it to wipe his face when he got distracted by his phone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The guy who started ito lang. He's related to Badrino and lives in Somalia. He’s the reason we all know what a bad day looks like.

Gabino started ito lang and now we all have to deal with his bad day stories every day.

He lives in Somalia, but he still texts me every day about his problems.

He’s the cousin of Badrino and they both make me feel like I should give up on life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gabino loves his girlfriend, but he can't help it when he sees a girl named Briana. He acts like he’s madly in love, but he’s really just distracted.

Gabino was talking to his girlfriend when he saw Briana walk in and forgot all about her.

He told his girlfriend he’d take her to the movies, but when Briana came, he ran off with her instead.

Gabino’s girlfriend asked him to stop flirting with Briana, but he just said, 'I can't help it!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A rich guy with a big dick. He thinks he's the best at everything, but sometimes he's just lucky.

Gabino showed off his big dick and said he was the richest guy in the neighborhood.

He said he was a millionaire, but I saw him counting his change at the store.

Gabino thinks he's the best at everything, but he just got lucky when he won that game.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The male version of a dildo. He's got a big one and he loves showing it off.

Gabino showed off his big one like it was a trophy he won at the gym.

He said he was the male version of a dildo and made everyone laugh.

Gabino showed his big one to the class and no one could look at him the same again.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Roblox YouTuber who plays every game and tries to be funny, but most of the time he just makes a mess of everything.

Gabino played every game on Roblox and made a total mess of the class.

He tried to be funny but just ended up making everyone laugh at him.

Gabino plays every game and tries to be funny, but he just ends up being a total disaster.

by Slangipedia 3d ago