Gabinator
A tall blonde guy with a huge forehead who plays checkers like it’s a war. He has a girlfriend who barks at any woman who looks at him. She also has a huge forehead and smells like old socks.
He plays checkers so much he once beat his mom and she cried.
His girlfriend barks at his ex like she’s a dog.
He has a forehead so big it could hold a whole pizza.