Gabinator

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A person named Gabriel or Gabrielle, but way more awesome and might be a superhero if they weren't too busy being a menace.
Gabrielle is the only person who can beat my brother at chess and still laugh while doing it.
Gabriel once turned a library into a war zone just to prove he could.
Gabrielle is the reason my mom now thinks Satan has a twin.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone fights like a madman in court until they win or die, no matter how much it hurts or costs them. Named after this guy who took on Canadian airlines like they were a joke.
Gábor Lukács once sued an airline for giving him a broken seat and won $10 million.
He fought the airline for 10 years just because they said he was 'disruptive'.
He once cried in court and still won because he was that annoying.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy or maybe a god who loves testing everything with his junk and knows all the best dildos. He also loves video games and can beat his meat faster than you can say 'fart'.
He once sold me a dildo that cost more than my car.
He beat his meat so fast I thought he was doing magic.
He said my junk was 'disgustingly average' and that was a compliment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who loves being both man and woman. He wears pants at night and eats cassoulet for breakfast. He’s got a huge butt and can make you sweat like a sauna. But he’s also a coward and farts loudly in public.
Gabin once brokedance in the middle of a grocery store and nobody stopped him.
He eats cassoulet every morning and calls it 'the breakfast of champions'.
He once farted so loud it scared a pigeon into flying into a window.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A tall blonde guy with a huge forehead who plays checkers like it’s a war. He has a girlfriend who barks at any woman who looks at him. She also has a huge forehead and smells like old socks.
He plays checkers so much he once beat his mom and she cried.
His girlfriend barks at his ex like she’s a dog.
He has a forehead so big it could hold a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A huge, smelly, racist gamer boy who thinks he’s the best at everything and is never wrong.
He once told me he was the best at Fortnite and I believed him.
He called my dog 'a white boy' and it was confusing.
He once played a game for 10 hours and still lost because he was 'too fat'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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