Gabinator
A guy who loves being both man and woman. He wears pants at night and eats cassoulet for breakfast. He’s got a huge butt and can make you sweat like a sauna. But he’s also a coward and farts loudly in public.
Gabin once brokedance in the middle of a grocery store and nobody stopped him.
He eats cassoulet every morning and calls it 'the breakfast of champions'.
He once farted so loud it scared a pigeon into flying into a window.