Gabilliam
Gabilliam is a slash pairing that makes everyone else cringe. Gabe is a jerk who beats William, but sometimes they’re just adorable. Fics are mostly on LiveJournal, and they’re usually written by 12-year-olds who don’t know what they’re doing.
Gabe: ‘I beat William sometimes. I’m a mean guy.’
William: ‘I’m not a woman. I’m just pretty.’
12-year-old: ‘Gabilliam is the best pairing ever. I write 2000 words about it.’