Gabilliam

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Gabilliam is a slash pairing of Gabe Saporta and William Beckett. They act like a couple even though they’re not, and it’s super annoying to everyone else. They snuggle, kiss, and Gabe once ate chocolate out of William’s belly button. They’re cute, but they’re also the worst.
Gabe: ‘I eat chocolate out of William’s belly button, and no one stops me.’
William: ‘I don’t know why people think I’m a slut. I just like Gabe.’
Gabe: ‘I ship us. I don’t care if it’s true or not.’
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Gabilliam is a slash pairing that makes everyone else cringe. Gabe is a jerk who beats William, but sometimes they’re just adorable. Fics are mostly on LiveJournal, and they’re usually written by 12-year-olds who don’t know what they’re doing.
Gabe: ‘I beat William sometimes. I’m a mean guy.’
William: ‘I’m not a woman. I’m just pretty.’
12-year-old: ‘Gabilliam is the best pairing ever. I write 2000 words about it.’
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Gabilliam is the most popular slash pairing. Gabe and William are best friends, but they also look like a couple. They snuggle, kiss, and Gabe once said he kept William locked in a basement. It’s the best thing ever.
Gabe: ‘I lock William in my basement sometimes.’
William: ‘I like Gabe. He makes me smile.’
Fan: ‘Gabilliam is the best ship ever. They’re adorable.’
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Gabilliam is a slash pairing that’s probably real. Gabe and William are close friends, and they act like a couple. They snuggle, kiss, and they’re both super cute. It’s the most annoying thing ever.
Gabe: ‘I snuggle William all the time.’
William: ‘I snuggle Gabe too.’
Fan: ‘Gabilliam is the best ship. It’s probably real.’
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Gabilliam is a slash pairing between Gabe Saporta and William Beckett. They were super popular in the 2000s because they were best friends and they worked on a song together. They snuggle, kiss, and they’re both hot.
Gabe: ‘I work with William on songs. We’re best friends.’
William: ‘I snuggle Gabe all the time.’
Fan: ‘Gabilliam is the best ship ever. They’re hot.’
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