Gabigoo
A girl who gets so wasted she thinks she's a superhero with a side of weed and wine.
She told me, 'I'm not a Gabigoo, I'm just saving the world one sip at a time.'
She tried to do a magic trick with her phone and it fell into a bowl of chips.
She texted her mom: 'I'm not drunk, I'm just a Gabigoo.'