Gabigoo

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A stoned girl who turns into a total mess when she drinks and gets high at the same time.
She texted me: 'I'm not high, I'm just a Gabigoo.'
At the party, she tried to dance like a pro and ended up faceplanting the couch.
Her DMs were full of 'I'm not a Gabigoo, I'm just confused.'
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A girl who gets so wasted she thinks she's a superhero with a side of weed and wine.
She told me, 'I'm not a Gabigoo, I'm just saving the world one sip at a time.'
She tried to do a magic trick with her phone and it fell into a bowl of chips.
She texted her mom: 'I'm not drunk, I'm just a Gabigoo.'
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A girl who gets so high she forgets her own name and starts calling everyone 'buddy.'
She said, 'I'm not a Gabigoo, I'm just a buddy.'
At the store, she bought three gallons of soda and called them 'my sidekicks.'
She texted her friend: 'I'm not high, I'm just a buddy.'
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