Gabian
A Gabian is someone who acts like they’re gay but is really just confused and doesn’t know what a lesbian is. It’s like calling a confused chicken a ‘fancy chicken’ for no reason.
Hey, you’re a Gabian? You said you were gay, but now you’re talking about your ex’s sister. What’s going on?!
Gabian here. I think I’m gay, but I also think I’m a lesbian. I’m just confused and want pizza.
You’re a Gabian? I thought you were a chicken. What even is this?