Gabian

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A Gabian is someone who acts like they’re gay but is really just confused and doesn’t know what a lesbian is. It’s like calling a confused chicken a ‘fancy chicken’ for no reason.
Hey, you’re a Gabian? You said you were gay, but now you’re talking about your ex’s sister. What’s going on?!
Gabian here. I think I’m gay, but I also think I’m a lesbian. I’m just confused and want pizza.
You’re a Gabian? I thought you were a chicken. What even is this?
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The Gabian Empire is a tiny fake country run by a guy named Gabjam, who thinks he’s a king. It’s got 210 people and a dream of being a real country someday. It’s also in ROBLOX, which is basically a fancy version of Minecraft for kids.
Gabjam just declared war on the pizza empire. The Gabian Empire is now officially the best.
The Gabian Empire just launched a rocket. It crashed into a pizza. Classic.
Gabjam says the Gabian Empire will conquer the world. I’ve seen his Discord. He’s got 3 friends.
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