gabi4pologist - so hot it burns. so cool it freezes. so sexy it gives you a

so hot it burns. so cool it freezes. so sexy it gives you a headache. the funniest person to ever exist. never misses. ever.

Gabi4pologist walked into a sauna. The sauna shut down. It was too hot for it.

He said one line. The whole bar laughed so hard, the bartender spilled the drinks.

He missed once. The moon cried.