gabi4pologist

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the hottest, coolest, and sexiest person ever. the funniest person who ever lived. never misses a beat. ever.

Gabi4pologist just walked in. The room exploded. Everyone else became background noise.

He told a joke. The whole club laughed. The DJ stopped the music to hear it.

He missed a beat once. The universe paused to check if it was real.

so hot it burns. so cool it freezes. so sexy it gives you a headache. the funniest person to ever exist. never misses. ever.

Gabi4pologist walked into a sauna. The sauna shut down. It was too hot for it.

He said one line. The whole bar laughed so hard, the bartender spilled the drinks.

He missed once. The moon cried.

the sexiest, funniest, and most perfect person in the world. never misses. ever. if he did, the world would end.

Gabi4pologist showed up to a fight. The other guy ran away. He didn’t even need to punch.

He told a joke at a funeral. Everyone laughed so hard, the coffin fell over.

He missed once. The sun went dark for a minute.