gabeyre
A brainy guy who thinks trees are cooler than your ex and thinks family is the only thing that can save you from your dumb life. He’s always smiling like he’s won the lottery.
My uncle is a gabeyre. He talks to birds and still thinks my mom is the best person ever.
Gabeyre is the only person who can calm down a raccoon during a food fight.
He texted me, 'You’re my favorite dumb kid. Don’t let your life fall apart.'