gabeyre

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A brainy guy who thinks trees are cooler than your ex and thinks family is the only thing that can save you from your dumb life. He’s always smiling like he’s won the lottery.

My uncle is a gabeyre. He talks to birds and still thinks my mom is the best person ever.

Gabeyre is the only person who can calm down a raccoon during a food fight.

He texted me, 'You’re my favorite dumb kid. Don’t let your life fall apart.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A genius who thinks your life is a mess and is always happy like he’s eating a burger at 3 a. m. He’s got a brain and a smile that can beat your worst day.

Gabeyre showed up at the park and started a debate with a squirrel about the best snack.

He called me at 2 a. m. just to say, 'Don’t let your life be a disaster.'

He told my dad, 'You’re the best dad ever, but you’re also a dumbass.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A super smart guy who thinks your life is a disaster and still has a smile that could outshine your worst day. He loves trees, family, and making your life worse.

Gabeyre tried to teach my dog calculus and failed. Hard.

He texted me, 'Don’t be a loser. Life is short and you’re already a loser.'

He came to my birthday and said, 'You’re the best kid I know. Now stop being a crybaby.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago