Gabethefourth
A guy who can serenade your girlfriend until she pees her pants. He’s a jokester but can turn serious when he wants to. He’s the guy you’ll cry on when life kicks your ass. Just don’t be shocked if he’s a total wallflower in crowds.
He sang her a lullaby so bad, she fell asleep mid-sentence.
He told me he’d sing her to sleep if I gave him a sandwich.
He sang to her while eating a whole pizza, and she still fell asleep.