Gabethefourth

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A guy who can serenade your girlfriend until she pees her pants. He’s a jokester but can turn serious when he wants to. He’s the guy you’ll cry on when life kicks your ass. Just don’t be shocked if he’s a total wallflower in crowds.
He sang her a lullaby so bad, she fell asleep mid-sentence.
He told me he’d sing her to sleep if I gave him a sandwich.
He sang to her while eating a whole pizza, and she still fell asleep.
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The guy who can make your girlfriend fall asleep just by humming. He’s got a playful side, but he can also be a total grump. He’s the guy who’ll take your problems like they’re his own. Just don’t be surprised if he’s a total chicken when it comes to talking to people.
He hummed a tune so bad, her dog fell asleep.
He took my stress like it was his own and said, 'I’ve been there, buddy.'
He tried to talk to a girl once and ran away like he was on fire.
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The kind of guy who can sing your girlfriend to sleep with a crooked smile. He’s a clown, but he can also be a total beast when he wants to. He’ll be the guy you scream at when things go wrong. Just don’t be shocked if he’s the shyest person you’ve ever met.
He sang her to sleep while eating a burger and it was pure magic.
He got into a fight with a kid over a pencil and it was legendary.
He stood up for me in front of the whole class and then ran away.
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