Gabetanium Steel
This metal is magic. It came from Gabe’s blood and his perfect butt. It’s so tough, you can’t even scratch it. Only Gabe can make it go away.
I used Gabetanium steel to make my sword. My enemy got stabbed and cried like a baby.
Gabe’s ass is the reason the crowbar is so strong. It’s like it has a god complex.
I tried to melt Gabetanium steel. It just stared at me like I was stupid.