Gabetanium Steel

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Gabetanium steel is made from Gabe Newell's blood and his perfect ass. It’s so strong, nothing can break it, not even God. Only Gabe can mess with it, and he’s the only one who can tear it apart.

My crowbar is made of Gabetanium steel. It broke my enemy’s face like it was made of cheese.

Gabe’s ass is the reason my H. E. V. suit is invincible. I can take a bullet and laugh at it.

I tried to destroy a Gabetanium sword. It just laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This metal is magic. It came from Gabe’s blood and his perfect butt. It’s so tough, you can’t even scratch it. Only Gabe can make it go away.

I used Gabetanium steel to make my sword. My enemy got stabbed and cried like a baby.

Gabe’s ass is the reason the crowbar is so strong. It’s like it has a god complex.

I tried to melt Gabetanium steel. It just stared at me like I was stupid.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabetanium steel is like the holy grail of metals. It’s from Gabe’s blood and his perfect butt. It can’t be destroyed, unless Gabe decides to be a pain in the ass and fix it.

My H. E. V. suit is made of Gabetanium steel. I walked through a wall like it was made of dirt.

Gabe’s ass is so strong, it makes the crowbar immortal. I can’t even hurt it.

I tried to smash Gabetanium steel with my bare hands. I got a broken nose and a bruised ego.

by Slangipedia 13d ago