gabenism
Gaben is the god of PC gaming. He gives you deals, then tricks you into buying more games, and finally shoves you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
“I bought 10 games for $5. I’m gonna be stuck with 5.”, A Gabenist after a Steam Sale
“He’s in my Steam messages again.”, A fan in disbelief
“I got shoved into a barrel of failed unboxings.”, A sinner’s last words