Gabeluga
A Gabeluga is a giant whale that's obsessed with Florence + the Machine. It takes Ozempic just to stay thin because it eats so much and is too weak to do anything about it.
The Gabeluga posted on Instagram: 'Florence + the Machine is my main squeeze. Ozempic is my side dish.'
In a DM, the Gabeluga said: 'I'm so in love with Florence + the Machine I take Ozempic just to look good for her.'
The Gabeluga yelled at the ocean: 'Florence + the Machine is the best! I'm too weak to eat without Ozempic!'