Gabeluga

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A Gabeluga is a huge whale that loves Florence + the Machine so much it cries like a baby when her music stops. It also takes Ozempic to lose weight because it's too lazy to swim properly.
'I'm a Gabeluga and I cry every time Florence sings,' said the whale in the ocean. 'I'm too lazy to swim, so I take Ozempic.'
The Gabeluga texted me: 'Florence + the Machine is my soulmate. Ozempic is my best friend.'
In a tweet, the Gabeluga wrote: 'Florence + the Machine is the only thing keeping me from eating a whole krill buffet.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabeluga is a giant whale that's obsessed with Florence + the Machine. It takes Ozempic just to stay thin because it eats so much and is too weak to do anything about it.
The Gabeluga posted on Instagram: 'Florence + the Machine is my main squeeze. Ozempic is my side dish.'
In a DM, the Gabeluga said: 'I'm so in love with Florence + the Machine I take Ozempic just to look good for her.'
The Gabeluga yelled at the ocean: 'Florence + the Machine is the best! I'm too weak to eat without Ozempic!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabeluga is a huge whale that's wild about Florence + the Machine. It takes Ozempic because it's too much of a diva to stay in shape without it.
The Gabeluga sent a tweet: 'I'm wild about Florence + the Machine. I'm too much of a diva to not take Ozempic.'
In a text, the Gabeluga said: 'Florence + the Machine is the best. I'm a diva and I need Ozempic to stay hot.'
The Gabeluga screamed at the sea: 'I'm wild for Florence + the Machine! I take Ozempic because I'm too much of a diva to be fat!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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