Gabelhei - Rich people who fought in the German wars. They were so bad,

Rich people who fought in the German wars. They were so bad, they ended up dying in the middle of a battle, and no one even cared.

"My family is Gabelhei. We lost every war, and we're still proud of it.", @ProudLoser

They were so nobly stupid, they got killed in the middle of a battle.", #HistorySucks

I'm 20% Gabelhei. I guess that means I'm 20% dead.", @BloodlineLaughs