Gabelhei

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A bunch of old nobles who fought like crazy in the German unification wars. They got their butts kicked so bad, even the last duke got his head chopped off.

"I'm related to Gabelhei. My ancestors died screaming.", @DukeOfDoom123

"They fought like pigs. And died like pigs.", #HistoryBuff42

My cousin's a Gabelhei. He said they didn't even have a plan, just a lot of rage and swords.", @FamilyHistoryFun

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People from a noble family that got their butts kicked in every war. The last guy got killed, and no one even noticed.

"My great-great-grandpa was a Gabelhei. He got stabbed 12 times.", @AncestryGeek

They were so bad at war, even the enemy laughed at them.", #WarMemes

I swear, the Gabelhei family got more dead people than a zombie movie.", @HistoryHater

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Rich people who fought in the German wars. They were so bad, they ended up dying in the middle of a battle, and no one even cared.

"My family is Gabelhei. We lost every war, and we're still proud of it.", @ProudLoser

They were so nobly stupid, they got killed in the middle of a battle.", #HistorySucks

I'm 20% Gabelhei. I guess that means I'm 20% dead.", @BloodlineLaughs

by Slangipedia 13d ago