Gabelhei
People from a noble family that got their butts kicked in every war. The last guy got killed, and no one even noticed.
"My great-great-grandpa was a Gabelhei. He got stabbed 12 times.", @AncestryGeek
They were so bad at war, even the enemy laughed at them.", #WarMemes
I swear, the Gabelhei family got more dead people than a zombie movie.", @HistoryHater