Gabe Shirt - A shirt that looks like it was stolen from a guy who got kic

A shirt that looks like it was stolen from a guy who got kicked out of a disco for being too loud.

My Gabe Shirt is so loud it could wake up the dead.

I wore my Gabe Shirt to work and my boss said I was being too colorful.

My Gabe Shirt is so bad it could be a crime.