Gabe Shirt

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A shirt that looks like it was worn by a guy who still thinks the 80s were cool and not just a bad fashion choice.
I wore my Gabe Shirt to the grocery store and got stared at like I was a ghost.
My mom said my Gabe Shirt was so ugly it could make a dog cry.
I tried to wear my Gabe Shirt to a party and got asked if I was trying to start a fight.
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A shirt that looks like it was stolen from a guy who got kicked out of a disco for being too loud.
My Gabe Shirt is so loud it could wake up the dead.
I wore my Gabe Shirt to work and my boss said I was being too colorful.
My Gabe Shirt is so bad it could be a crime.
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A shirt that looks like it was made by a guy who didn't know how to sew and had a bad attitude.
My Gabe Shirt is so messed up it could be a fashion crime.
I wore my Gabe Shirt to my friend’s birthday and got called a fashion disaster.
My Gabe Shirt is so bad it makes my dog roll in it.
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