Gabe Shirt
A shirt that looks like it was worn by a guy who still thinks the 80s were cool and not just a bad fashion choice.
I wore my Gabe Shirt to the grocery store and got stared at like I was a ghost.
My mom said my Gabe Shirt was so ugly it could make a dog cry.
I tried to wear my Gabe Shirt to a party and got asked if I was trying to start a fight.