Gabe Saporta
The sexiest guy ever. He sings for Cobra Starship and he used to break his penis in half. Everyone knows his voice.
'He cracked his penis and I still think about it every time I hear him sing.'
'He’s so hot, I would date him even if he broke his penis again.'
'He’s the guy who sings for Cobra Starship and I would follow him to the moon.'