Gabe Saporta

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A hot guy who makes people swoon. He sings for Cobra Starship and used to be in Midtown. Everyone knows him from his song 'Hollaback Boy' and that stupid movie song.

'Bro, Gabe Saporta is like the guy who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants fall down.'

'He did that song about snakes on a plane and it was the worst, but I still love him.'

'I cried when I heard his voice for the first time. I think I lost my virginity to him.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The guy who leads the band Cobra Starship. He used to be in another band called Midtown. People know him from that song about snakes and planes.

'He’s the lead singer of Cobra Starship and I still can’t believe he’s not in my class.'

'He was in Midtown before and I thought he was a different person.'

'He’s the guy who sings the song about snakes on a plane and I can’t stop listening to it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The sexiest guy ever. He sings for Cobra Starship and he used to break his penis in half. Everyone knows his voice.

'He cracked his penis and I still think about it every time I hear him sing.'

'He’s so hot, I would date him even if he broke his penis again.'

'He’s the guy who sings for Cobra Starship and I would follow him to the moon.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A very loud, flamboyant manwhore. He sings for Cobra Starship and he hangs out with emo girls on a reality show. He wears hoodies and he’s always trying to meet fans.

'He’s the manwhore who wears hoodies and talks to fans like they’re his best friends.'

'He’s on that tour called Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking and I’m jealous.'

'He’s the guy who hangs out with that emo girl from Real World and I want to be him.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The guy who sings for Cobra Starship. He might have dated William Beckett. He likes purple hoodies and sunglasses.

'He dated William Beckett and I still can’t believe it.'

'He wears purple hoodies like it’s a religion.'

'He’s the guy with the sunglasses and the voice that makes me cry.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The sweetest lead singer of Cobra Starship. He’s not a tough guy, but he’s the nicest one. He’s 28 and he’s not a pedophile.

'He’s not a pedophile and he’s the sweetest guy in the band.'

'He’s 28 and he’s the nicest lead singer I’ve ever seen.'

'He’s not a badass, but he’s the best one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A 28-year-old guy from Uruguay who is in the band Cobra Starship. He’s super sexy, can dance like a beast, and he’s not a pedophile. He’s best friends with Pete Wentz and he and William Beckett are the cutest couple ever.

'He’s from Uruguay and he can dance like a beast.'

'He’s best friends with Pete Wentz and I can’t believe it.'

'He and William Beckett are the cutest couple and I want to be them.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago