Gabe Rowland
Gabe is a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s got a tiny penis and is gay. He’s been in terrorist attacks and has a huge case of being a simp.
Gabe: 'I was in 9/11 and I also like ponies.'
Gabe: 'I have a tiny penis and I’m proud.'
Gabe: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a little bit simp.'