Gabe Rowland

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Gabe is a gay kid who thinks he’s a man. He’s been in 9/11, Benghazi, and also a jail for having sex with little girls. He’s got a tiny dick and thinks he’s tough.

Gabe: 'I saved the world today.'

Gabe: 'I got caught having sex with a 7-year-old.'

Gabe: 'I’m not gay, I’m just tired of being called gay.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe is a brony who’s also a terrorist. He has a tiny penis and thinks it’s a big deal. He’s been in terrorist groups and has a major case of being a simp.

Gabe: 'I joined the Micro Penis Pride Club because it’s cool.'

Gabe: 'I like horses and also ISIS.'

Gabe: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a little bit simp.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe is a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s got a tiny penis and is gay. He’s been in terrorist attacks and has a huge case of being a simp.

Gabe: 'I was in 9/11 and I also like ponies.'

Gabe: 'I have a tiny penis and I’m proud.'

Gabe: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a little bit simp.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago