Gabe Rowland
Gabe is a brony who’s also a terrorist. He has a tiny penis and thinks it’s a big deal. He’s been in terrorist groups and has a major case of being a simp.
Gabe: 'I joined the Micro Penis Pride Club because it’s cool.'
Gabe: 'I like horses and also ISIS.'
Gabe: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a little bit simp.'