Gabe Lowden
A Gabe Lowden is a skinny, cocky kid who thinks he's the king of the school. He gets no bitches, but every dude in the halls wants to be him. He's got a dick that never stops working, and he faints like a baby during soccer games.
"You’re just a Gabe Lowden, loser," he said while tripping over his own feet.
I saw him crying in the locker room after getting kicked by a goat.
He tried to flirt with my dad and got rejected twice.