Gabe Lowden

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A Gabe Lowden is a skinny, cocky kid who thinks he's the king of the school. He gets no bitches, but every dude in the halls wants to be him. He's got a dick that never stops working, and he faints like a baby during soccer games.
"You’re just a Gabe Lowden, loser," he said while tripping over his own feet.
I saw him crying in the locker room after getting kicked by a goat.
He tried to flirt with my dad and got rejected twice.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabe Lowden is a skinny, hot mess who thinks he's God. He gets zero bitches, but the whole school wants to be him. He’s got a huge dick and a brain that shuts off during soccer.
He tried to talk to my mom and she just walked away.
He got kicked out of soccer for biting the ref.
He tried to text me and wrote 'u r so hot' but spelled it wrong.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabe Lowden is a skinny, cocky kid who thinks he's the best. He gets no bitches, but every dude wants to be him. He’s got a big dick and a seizure problem that hits during soccer.
He tried to flirt with my uncle and he got confused.
He fainted during a soccer game and got laughed at.
He sent me a DM that said 'u r the best' but it was full of typos.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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