Gabe Lewis
Gabe Lewis is a tall, skinny guy who thinks being a kiss-ass to every boss makes him important. He works at Dunder Mifflin but no one wants him there, not even the skeleton he’s afraid of.
He sent a DM to his boss saying, 'I’m doing my best, Sir. I’m stretching my pelvic bowl for you.'
He tried to impress his new boss by telling her he was 'the toilet' of the company.
He told his ex, 'You’re exquisite, but I’m more like a haunted toilet.'