Gabe Lewis

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Gabe Lewis is a lanky, weak excuse for a man who thinks horror movies are a lifestyle and calls his girlfriend 'exquisite' like she's a piece of meat at a buffet. He’s the kind of boyfriend who would let a skeleton beat him in a wrestling match.
'Exquisite' is not a word you use when your girlfriend is crying after you tried to make love look like a horror movie.
He told his boss he was 'stretching his pelvic bowl' during a meeting. No one asked what that meant.
He got fired from corporate because he tried to turn the office into a haunted house.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Lewis is a tall, skinny guy who thinks being a kiss-ass to every boss makes him important. He works at Dunder Mifflin but no one wants him there, not even the skeleton he’s afraid of.
He sent a DM to his boss saying, 'I’m doing my best, Sir. I’m stretching my pelvic bowl for you.'
He tried to impress his new boss by telling her he was 'the toilet' of the company.
He told his ex, 'You’re exquisite, but I’m more like a haunted toilet.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Lewis is a skinny guy who thinks being afraid of skeletons makes him cool. He calls his girlfriend 'exquisite' and acts like he's the best boyfriend ever, even though he's the worst.
He texted his ex, 'You’re exquisite, but I can’t stand you when you’re screaming like a skeleton.'
He told his boss he was 'the Gay Bastard' of the office, and no one believed him.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend by saying, 'You’re exquisite, and I’m the Toilet of love.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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