Gabe Jim Cheese
A man who loves cheese and gay stuff more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a sailor and yells at things. He’s like a homeless guy who thinks he’s a king. His ideas are so bad they could kill a cat. He sucks at racing games and stutters like a broken toaster. He chews on cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to tell a joke. It was so bad, it made the bar manager cry.
He got angry because the cheese wasn’t real. He threw a chair.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.