Gabe Jim Cheese

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A man who shoves his face into gay stuff and also into cheese. He drinks like a fish and yells at anything that moves. He has no home but thinks he does. His ideas are like bad pizza. He’s bad at racing games and stutters like a broken robot. He chews on cheese, even if it’s not real.
Gabe tried to explain his love for metaphorical cheese. It took 10 minutes and 3 shots of whiskey.
He got angry because the pizza didn’t have enough cheese. He threw it at a wall.
He tried to race a friend and came in last. He cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who’s half gay, half cheese, and completely useless. He drinks too much and screams at everything. He’s like a homeless man who thinks he’s rich. He has ideas so bad they make people dizzy. He’s the worst at racing games and stutters like a nervous chicken. He eats cheese, even if it’s imaginary.
Gabe said he was going to be rich. Now he’s stuck in a hotel lobby with a cheese sandwich.
He tried to explain his ideas. No one listened. They all left.
He stuttered so much during a race that he got disqualified.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who loves cheese and gay stuff more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a sailor and yells at things. He’s like a homeless guy who thinks he’s a king. His ideas are so bad they could kill a cat. He sucks at racing games and stutters like a broken toaster. He chews on cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to tell a joke. It was so bad, it made the bar manager cry.
He got angry because the cheese wasn’t real. He threw a chair.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who loves cheese and gay stuff more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a sailor and yells at things. He’s like a homeless guy who thinks he’s a king. His ideas are so bad they could kill a cat. He sucks at racing games and stutters like a broken toaster. He chews on cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to tell a joke. It was so bad, it made the bar manager cry.
He got angry because the cheese wasn’t real. He threw a chair.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who loves gay stuff and cheese more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a sailor and screams at everything. He thinks he has a home, but he doesn’t. His ideas are so bad they make people groan. He’s the worst at racing games and stutters like a nervous chicken. He eats cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to explain his idea. It was so bad, it made the whole bar laugh.
He got angry at a pizza. He threw it at a cop.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who loves gay stuff and cheese more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a fish and yells at everything. He thinks he has a home but doesn’t. His ideas are so bad they make people groan. He’s the worst at racing games and stutters like a nervous chicken. He eats cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to explain his idea. It was so bad, it made the whole bar laugh.
He got angry at a pizza. He threw it at a cop.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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