Gabe Jim Cheese
A guy who loves gay stuff and cheese more than he loves his brain. He drinks like a sailor and screams at everything. He thinks he has a home, but he doesn’t. His ideas are so bad they make people groan. He’s the worst at racing games and stutters like a nervous chicken. He eats cheese, even if it’s fake.
Gabe tried to explain his idea. It was so bad, it made the whole bar laugh.
He got angry at a pizza. He threw it at a cop.
He tried to race and came in last. He cried into a cheese bag.