Gabe James
A man who would die for kids (especially boys) but also has a weird obsession with buttholes. He wears mankini like it’s a religion.
He showed up at the park in a mankini and started singing to the kids. It was weird. It was also magical.
He told my kid, 'Your butthole is like a portal to another dimension.' I asked him why. He didn’t know.
He texted me: 'I’m bringing a mankini to the school. It’s gonna be legendary.'