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A guy who thinks kids are the best thing since sliced bread but also thinks buttholes are the future. He can’t resist wearing a mankini like it’s a fashion statement.
He came to the school play wearing a mankini and a crown. The kids loved it. The teachers were confused.
He told my kid, 'Your butthole is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.' I didn’t believe him until he said it again.
He sent me a DM: 'I’m coming to your kid’s birthday. Bring snacks. And a butthole.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who would die for kids (especially boys) but also has a weird obsession with buttholes. He wears mankini like it’s a religion.
He showed up at the park in a mankini and started singing to the kids. It was weird. It was also magical.
He told my kid, 'Your butthole is like a portal to another dimension.' I asked him why. He didn’t know.
He texted me: 'I’m bringing a mankini to the school. It’s gonna be legendary.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who’s got a soft spot for kids (especially boys) and also thinks buttholes are the best thing since pizza. He wears mankini like it’s a lifestyle.
He showed up at the soccer game wearing a mankini and a fanny pack. The kids cheered. The other parents stared.
He told my kid, 'Your butthole is the reason I’m still alive.' I asked him why. He didn’t know.
He sent me a message: 'I’m gonna wear a mankini to the parent-teacher meeting. It’s gonna be iconic.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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