Gabe Hoffman - Someone who’s so dumb they could be named after the guy who

Someone who’s so dumb they could be named after the guy who died from bird crap; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care if people call them an idiot.

I got bird crap in my eye and still didn’t know what was happening, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I got called an idiot and just smiled, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I died from bird crap and didn’t even know it, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.