Gabe Hoffman

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A person who doesn’t have the brains to survive a day, named after Gabe Hoffman, who got killed by bird poop while doing something stupid; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care if people laugh at them.

I’m a Gabe Hoffman, I died twice trying to clean bird poop out of a drain.

My brain is as small as a pebble, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I got bird poop in my eye and laughed, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who’s so dumb they could be named after the guy who died from bird crap; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care if people call them an idiot.

I got bird crap in my eye and still didn’t know what was happening, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I got called an idiot and just smiled, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I died from bird crap and didn’t even know it, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who doesn’t have the sense to avoid death, named after Gabe Hoffman who died from bird poop; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care what people say about them.

I got bird crap in my eye and didn’t even flinch, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I died from bird crap and still didn’t know what hit me, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

I got called a dummy and just laughed, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.

by Slangipedia 13d ago