Gabe Hoffman
A person who doesn’t have the brains to survive a day, named after Gabe Hoffman, who got killed by bird poop while doing something stupid; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care if people laugh at them.
I’m a Gabe Hoffman, I died twice trying to clean bird poop out of a drain.
My brain is as small as a pebble, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.
I got bird poop in my eye and laughed, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.