Gabe (Gabey)
Gabey is a human who looks good and makes you feel good. But they also swear a lot and will call you a ‘dumb f***’ if you don’t shut up.
Gabey said I was a ‘dumb f***’ for not knowing the difference between a comma and a semicolon. I still don’t know.
Gabey smiled at me and then said, ‘You look like a f***ing potato.’
Gabey made me laugh so hard I had to go to the bathroom. Then they called me a ‘f***ing potato’ again.