Gabe (Gabey)

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Gabe is a hot mess who can actually listen when you’re crying your eyes out. They’re tall, cute, and make everyone laugh until they’re sore. But don’t let them know you think that.

I cried in front of Gabey and they just sat there and let me. I didn’t even have to wipe my nose.

Gabey laughed so hard at my joke that they fell off the couch. Now they’re stuck in a weird position.

Gabey told me they’d punch my face if I called them ‘adorable’ again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabey is a human who looks good and makes you feel good. But they also swear a lot and will call you a ‘dumb f***’ if you don’t shut up.

Gabey said I was a ‘dumb f***’ for not knowing the difference between a comma and a semicolon. I still don’t know.

Gabey smiled at me and then said, ‘You look like a f***ing potato.’

Gabey made me laugh so hard I had to go to the bathroom. Then they called me a ‘f***ing potato’ again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabey is a tall, good-looking person who’s nice but will also tell you to shut up if you talk too much. They’re the best person to be around, even if they’re annoying sometimes.

Gabey told me to shut up during their speech. I got a standing ovation for being annoying.

Gabey was the only one who didn’t laugh when I told the joke about the banana. They just said, ‘I’ve had worse.’

Gabey looked like a model but still called me a ‘f***ing potato’.

by Slangipedia 13d ago